"I'm just here to establish an alibi."
For the ones who binge True Crime podcasts, dissect cold cases, and live for the thrill of a well-placed clue—this black cotton tote is their badge of honor. Whether you're gifting a fellow sleuth or claiming it for yourself, it's the perfect carryall for crime scene snacks, spooky season errands, or just making a statement at the grocery store.
100% cotton
Black with white lettering
Soft, sturdy, and ready for suspicious behavior
Orders take 1-3 days to process, after which you'll receive an email with tracking information.
"I'm just here to establish an alibi."
For the ones who binge True Crime podcasts, dissect cold cases, and live for the thrill of a well-placed clue—this black cotton tote is their badge of honor. Whether you're gifting a fellow sleuth or claiming it for yourself, it's the perfect carryall for crime scene snacks, spooky season errands, or just making a statement at the grocery store.
100% cotton
Black with white lettering
Soft, sturdy, and ready for suspicious behavior
Orders take 1-3 days to process, after which you'll receive an email with tracking information.
